Lovable Yet Crazy Girlfriend ♫♫♫♪

Credit to my girlfriend ♥

Mellisa Rose ♥

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Most amazing stat by her on Facebook :

Don't get me wrong, i love all my girlfriend but among all of them, this one has the best stat ever ! ha-ha-ha ♥ 

• Life gave me lemons when I specifically requested drug. 

• Writing “etc” on an exam because you don’t remember any more examples. 

• Had a super duper busy day today converting oxygen into carbon dioxide 

• You can never stop people from speaking negatively about you. But you can make them eat what they said, and watch them choke to death. 

• I have read and agree with the terms of use" should be called "I DIDN'T READ BUT I WANT TO ACCESS THIS SHIT. 

• Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie..dun cha? 

• If you like water, then you already like 72% of me. 

• Say what is true, although it may be bitter and displeasing to people 

• I don't have a bad handwriting. I have my own FONT. 

• Sometimes you have to be a bitch to get things done. 

• Sometimes getting enough sleep is a luxury. 

• Promises are just lies with pretty ribbons tied around them. 

• Drink coke can make ur teeth corrosive. 

• Apa jga guna mau backstab2 kwn kn? cermin lu dulu diri 2 balik, ckup bagus uda ka mau p komen2 org !! 

• I don't need half Ass Friend after this. Filtering should be a better good way for us. 

• Dear girls, if a guy pauses a video game just to text you back. Marry him. 

• Don't rush into love. Remember that even fairy-tales, the happy endings take place on the last page 

• I never gave you a reason to hate me,you're just creating your own little drama of pure insecurity. 

• Sometimes the best revenge is to smile, move on, and do nothing. Like a boss. 

• When your best friends like your facebook status because they know the story behind it.

• People change. They end up having nothing to say each other, even if they were best friends the year before. 

• I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated not to do anything. 

• I love food more than I love people. 

• Money does not buy happiness, but it pays my internet, which is almost the same thing. 

• Distance between two hearts is not an obstacle. Rather a beautiful reminder of just how strong true love can be.

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he-he-he ♥

Happy . Reading . All

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